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Miley Jokes

I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot

She plays Hannibal Montannibal.

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe

Kilometery Cyrus

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Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "sexy" and "art"

But when I do it I'm "drunk" and need to "get out of Home Depot"

Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon...

most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus

What makes Miley Cyrus’ toilet so special?

It’s a potty in the USA

Outside of the US, Miley Cryus is just

Kilometery Cryus

Chipotle has a Miley Cyrus burrito on it's menu now!

I don't know what it's like going in, but I bet it's coming out like a wreaking ball.

What is Miley Cyrus’ favorite color?

Twerkoise

Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance...

Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave

Miley Gets Classy

One day, Miley Cyrus had a business suit on and was carrying a briefcase.
When she walked outside, a man noticed what she was wearing.
"Wow, you're looking fancy. Where are you even going?" the man asked.
She responded "Twerk."

Miley Cyrus

Im trying to think of a miley cyrus joke, but its just not twerking.

Did you hear about the new Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish & Carly Rae Jepsen super-group?

They're called Billie Rae Cyrus

Why are the brake discs of Miley Cyrus' car shaped like a human organ?

'cause nothing brakes like a heart.

What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?

Twerkey!

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus.

It has stopped twerking.

What's miley cyrus's favourite color?

twerkquoise

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" video.

"Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

Miley Cyrus's fiancé wants to break up with her.

When asked why, he said that it's not twerking.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'.


Dear god, shoot me.

Double standards are not fair!

When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea.

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"Angry Notes" Courtesy of Saurabh on Fropki.com

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get it up. Enjoy dreaming about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

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