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I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot

She plays Hannibal Montannibal.

What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe

Kilometery Cyrus

Outside of the US, Miley Cryus is just

Kilometery Cryus

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Sure... when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "sexy" and "art"

But when I do it I'm "drunk" and need to "get out of Home Depot"

Chipotle has a Miley Cyrus burrito on it's menu now!

I don't know what it's like going in, but I bet it's coming out like a wreaking ball.

Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon...

most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus

Did you hear about the new Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish & Carly Rae Jepsen super-group?

They're called Billie Rae Cyrus

Why are the brake discs of Miley Cyrus' car shaped like a human organ?

'cause nothing brakes like a heart.

What is Miley Cyrus’ favorite color?


My music teacher asked me a question. I said, "Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift."

"Excuse me?" he replied, hesitantly. "I was asking if you knew 'sheet' music."

Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance...

Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?


My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus.

It has stopped twerking.

Miley Gets Classy

One day, Miley Cyrus had a business suit on and was carrying a briefcase.
When she walked outside, a man noticed what she was wearing.
"Wow, you're looking fancy. Where are you even going?" the man asked.
She responded "Twerk."

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?


Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" video.

"Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

Miley Cyrus's fiancé wants to break up with her.

When asked why, he said that it's not twerking.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?


I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?


What's miley cyrus's favourite color?


What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'.

Dear god, shoot me.

Xmas Joke Help

Hi All,

So December 1st is upon us (in Australia at least) and that means that it is time for me to begin my annual tradition of posting daily status updates on facebook with terrible xmas jokes until xmas. An advent calendar of xmas cracker jokes if you will.

Anyway this is my third o...

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"Angry Notes" Courtesy of Saurabh on Fropki.com

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get it up. Enjoy dreaming about that.


Double standards are not fair!

When miley cirus gets naked and licks hammers its beautiful and artistic, but when I do it its weird, creepy and I get a life time ban from Ikea.

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