Why did Heidi Klum get a divorce?

She didn't approve of Seal clubbing

It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn. When Heidi started to go into labor she called 911.

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. ...

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A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum...

Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks.

Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs.

Heidi was game and a very nice sexual relationship began. 

After several months, the guy approac...

The foreign exchange student.

A German foreign exchange student named Heidi comes to America and stays with a family who has a boy, Steve, her age. She develops a crush on Steve. Later she sees him kissing another girl, Shannon, and Heidi gets mad. Follows Shannon and sees Shannon kiss a differenr boy later. Heidi rushes back to...

Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?

The pilot was cancelled because they didn't want to weigh the pros and the cons.

Heidi Klum's car breaks down. . .

Luckily, she's near a garage. The mechanic tells her it will take about an hour to diagnose, and suggests she cross the street to a nearby ice cream parlor.

She does so, and orders a large vanilla cone. The ice cream is drippy, and gets all over her face. But, she finishes, and returns to the...

What do you call a girl wearing camouflage?

Heidi.

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