Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella on him?


Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis?

His joints were inflamed

Snoop Dogg is 49 years old...

That's 7 in Dogg years.

If Snoop Dogg was a carpenter, what would be his favorite tool?

A Fo-Chisel

I always thought it was strange that Snoop Dogg has an umbrella with him in any outdoor photo. Just the other day my buddy explained the reason.

Fo Drizzle

How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?

Bong jour.

What's the difference between Snoop Dogg and Caeser Zeppeli?

Nothing, they're both stoned.

What would happen if Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US?

He’d be rolling in his grave.

I hope Snoop Dogg lives long enough to see weed completely legal in the US.

Otherwise, he’ll be rolling in his grave.

Why does Snoop Dogg smoke indo

Because it’s too hot to smoke outdo

What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns?


What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?


I just heard that Snoop Dogg will be playing the teacher in the upcoming Magic School Bus movie.


Snoop Dogg and his family break into a house.

They find some nice stuff, including a large flatscreen television, expensive paintings, and countless autographed baseballs signed by any MLB player you could name. Before they can steal anything, the police came and arrested them.

They are in a prison and they are being held at $200,000 bai...

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?

Or was Snoop Lyin'?

Edit: Just in case the king sees this, I got mad respect for you Dogg. Smoke weed everyday.

(His grandmother passed away recently, I'm just trying to be nice people.)

How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus?


What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

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What does Snoop Dogg call it when he receives oral sex?

A blow jizzle.

How did Snoop Dogg get his Knot Tying merit badge?

With his hitches and bows.

What does a Snoop Dogg imposter say?

Faux shizzle my nizzle

What’s black and rhymes with snoop dogg?

Dr. Dre

The first time Snoop Dogg bought a pot pie he was probably very disappointed.

I’m sorry but I thought of this and nearly peed myself

Did you hear about the time Snoop Dogg moved to Sweden and learned the local language?

He spoke swede every day.

Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach

The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"

Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."

What do you call it when Snoop Dogg pretends it's raining?

Faux drizzle

How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?

Four chisel, my nizzle...

Snoop Dogg must have the call the exterminator pretty frequently

He's been dealing with a lot of roaches over the years.

Today is National Weed Appreciation Day.

Or as Snoop Dogg likes to call it, “My whole week.”

What does Snoop Dogg look for at the art store?

For chisels.

What do you call Snoop Dogg's doppelganger?

The Snooplicate.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why was Snoop Dogg so exhausted after Christmas?

Because of all the ho ho hos.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus

Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name?

Or was Snoop Lion ?

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon?

A blunt weapon.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?


What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal?

Smoked Meat Every Day.

If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child...

they could call it Slush Puppy :)

Why is Snoop Dogg always high?

Cuz he always has 2 g's.

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Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress...

He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.

What did Snoop Dogg change his name to when he got into R/C racing?

Snoop *Li-ion*.

What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called?

420 Braise It

What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling?

The sizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Why should you always listen to Snoop Dogg's suggestions?

His ideas are never half-baked.

When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely...

... fo' sizzle.

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

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