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Dogg Jokes

Didn't Snoop Dogg change his name?

Or was Snoop Lyin'?

Edit: Just in case the king sees this, I got mad respect for you Dogg. Smoke weed everyday.

(His grandmother passed away recently, I'm just trying to be nice people.)

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

What would happen if Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US?

He’d be rolling in his grave.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring worms to his doctors appointment ?

Because he was told that he was going see some fizzishin.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

My 9-year old told this one today. What does Snoop Dogg say after performing a magic trick?

Ta da da da da

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Dogs will be Doggs

Three dogs are at the vet. One asks the others, "So, what are you guys in for?"

The first, a Jack Russell Terrier, says, "I kept humping everything in sight. The neighbor's cat, my master's leg, the couch, you name it. Plus, I peed in the corners and chewed the mail every time it got delivere...

Snoop Dogg has come up with a plan to smoke weed even after he dies.

He’ll be..rolling in his grave.

Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach

The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"

Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."

In Soviet Russia we also have a Snoop Dogg.

But he just regular dog who work for KGB.

Snoop Dogg should open up a Vietnamese-German fusion restaurant

and call it Pho Schnitzel

What do you call Snoop Dogg on Mount Everest?

The highest place on Earth.

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite part of the beach?

The Sea Weed

Did you hear Snoop Dogg got Rheumatoid Arthritis?

His joints were inflamed

How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?

Bong jour.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

There was a Lil Wayne outside

What are Snoop Dogg's pronouns?

Hizzle/shizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg use conditioner?

Fo'frizzel

How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus?

Bleeaoch!

Did you hear about the time Snoop Dogg moved to Sweden and learned the local language?

He spoke swede every day.

Snoop Dogg and his family break into a house.

They find some nice stuff, including a large flatscreen television, expensive paintings, and countless autographed baseballs signed by any MLB player you could name. Before they can steal anything, the police came and arrested them.

They are in a prison and they are being held at $200,000 bai...

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What’s black and rhymes with snoop dogg?

Dr. Dre

How did Snoop Dogg get his Knot Tying merit badge?

With his hitches and bows.

How many sculpting tools does Snoop Dogg usually use?

Four chisel, my nizzle...

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon?

A blunt weapon.

What do you call Snoop Dogg's doppelganger?

The Snooplicate.

Snoop Dogg is a huge fan of The Magic School Bus.

F'rizzle.

What is Snoop Doggs favorite tool for woodworking?

A chizzle.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Snoop Dogg must have the call the exterminator pretty frequently

He's been dealing with a lot of roaches over the years.

Why was Snoop Dogg so exhausted after Christmas?

Because of all the ho ho hos.

I hope Snoop Dogg lives long enough to see weed completely legal in the US.

Otherwise, he’ll be rolling in his grave.

If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child...

they could call it Slush Puppy :)

The first time Snoop Dogg bought a pot pie he was probably very disappointed.

I’m sorry but I thought of this and nearly peed myself

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus

Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name?

Or was Snoop Lion ?

What's Snoop Doggs favorite part of grilling?

The sizzle.

What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called?

420 Braise It

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal?

Smoked Meat Every Day.

How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook?

A drizzle.

When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely...

... fo' sizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Why should you always listen to Snoop Dogg's suggestions?

His ideas are never half-baked.

I always thought it was strange that Snoop Dogg has an umbrella with him in any outdoor photo. Just the other day my buddy explained the reason.

Fo Drizzle

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Snoop Dogg should have given the official response to Trump's Presidential Address to Congress...

He has probably participated in more Joint Sessions than just about anyone.

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