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Whitney Jokes

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

What three things did Whitney Houston want to do?

Dance with somebody

Feel the heat with somebody

Cocaine

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can hit 50

What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 2 years?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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what's Whitney Huston's favorite adult porn genre?

HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

It’s my cake day humour me.

Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober!

Wow! Never thought it would happen

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It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements

Then over dosed on Coke

I was so sad when I heard Whitney Houston overdosed on cocaine

AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEIIIIIIIIIIEED

Congratulations to Whitney Houston!

As of today she has been drug free for 8 years!

According to Whitney Houston, what is the most important form of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEE-E-EYE

If only Whitney Houston could hit a baseball pitch as well as she could hit notes and pitch her voice.

She would have had the world’s best hAND EYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII coordination.

My girlfriend and I overheard a Whitney Houston song.

She says “Man, Whitney had some pipes on her.”

I say “Pretty sure that’s how she died, right?”

Whitney Houston had quite the set of pipes on her.

In fact she died clutching onto one of them.

Eli Whitney walked into a bar

Eli Whitney walked into a bar and told the bartender, "I think I'd like another gin."

A Valentines Poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one

It's been 6 years since Whitney Houston passed away

In memorial, McDonald is releasing the Whitney Houston Happy Meal.

It's just coke and ice.


Grats on 6 years sober, Whitney Houston!

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Knock Knock

Knock knock
Knock knock knock knock
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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