Whitney Jokes - 32 Hilarious Whitney Jokes

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

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what's Whitney Huston's favorite adult porn genre?

HENTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

What three things did Whitney Houston want to do?

Dance with somebody

Feel the heat with somebody

Cocaine

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Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word!

But I know She Had The Last Line!!

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

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What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 2 years?

Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

It’s my cake day humour me.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

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Congratulations to Whitney Houston!

As of today she has been drug free for 8 years!

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Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober!

Wow! Never thought it would happen

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I was so sad when I heard Whitney Houston overdosed on cocaine

AND DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEIIIIIIIIIIEED

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My girlfriend and I overheard a Whitney Houston song.

She says “Man, Whitney had some pipes on her.”

I say “Pretty sure that’s how she died, right?”

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What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit?

Her last one

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Eli Whitney walked into a bar

Eli Whitney walked into a bar and told the bartender, "I think I'd like another gin."

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It’s ironic Whitney Houston did all those Pepsi endorsements

Then over dosed on Coke

According to Whitney Houston, what is the most important form of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEE-E-EYE

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Whitney Houston had quite the set of pipes on her.

In fact she died clutching onto one of them.

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It's been 6 years since Whitney Houston passed away

In memorial, McDonald is releasing the Whitney Houston Happy Meal.

It's just coke and ice.

Grats on 6 years sober, Whitney Houston!

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A Valentines Poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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If only Whitney Houston could hit a baseball pitch as well as she could hit notes and pitch her voice.

She would have had the world’s best hAND EYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII coordination.

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Whitney Houston Jokes

Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.

One more..,

If she wasn’t before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.

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After the death of Bobbi Kristina Brown in similar circumstances to her mother Whitney Houston...

The family have released an online video to commemorate their lives.
"Two Girls, One Tub" was probably not the best idea for a title.

What’s black on the outside but white on the inside?

Whitney Houston’s nose

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I was talking to a hipster when he asked me my favorite underground artist.

I replied Whitney Houston

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A man wants to show his love to his wife....

so he decides to get her name, Whitney, tattooed on his erected penis, and when he is flaccid all you can see in a "w" and a "y." A week later the married couple go on vacation to Jamaica. While peeing at the urinal the man look over and accidentally sees a Jamaican man's penis and he noticed a "w...

Today marks a very special landmark

Whitney Houston has been clean for five years

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President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression...

...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.

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Knock Knock

Knock knock
Knock knock knock knock
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!

Trivial pursuit.

Years ago, I was playing Trivial Pursuit with my then girlfriend and the category was "Entertainment". Just as I asked her, her question - What was Whitney Houston's biggest hit of the 1980's? A masked gunman burst in & fired, hitting her in the chest before fleeing.

I rushed to her side,...

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"Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin."

-Eli Whitney

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Topical Joes (5/13)

Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started.

First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad.
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