Lindsey was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... it was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in an accident and was in critical condition in the ICU.
If you want to try something different, go to a bar and order a Lindsey Lohan..
It's like a Shirley Temple with a lot of coke.
Mario was sick of jumping around all day
He felt like he should be more politically involved. A few weeks ago, his friend Toad helped him set up a TV (mostly for watching trashy reality shows), but Mario became obsessed with US news networks. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, you name it. He had heard before of American democracy, and found it prefera...
Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom?
It's called "two and a half grams"
What’s the best way to dispose of your Christmas tree?
Put it on the curb and wait for Lindsey Lohan to steal it
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn had a huge argument over whether to circumcise their son
Lindsey went downhill from there, but Tiger made the cut.
Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident
Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin.
They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing