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Worries Jokes

I will pay a person $5 000 a month to take care of my worries.

- How are you going to get the $5 000 a month to pay them?
- That is for them to worry about.

You destroyed my garden? Eh, no worries.

I don’t carrot all.

If Prince Zuko worries about about where the avatar is

Does he have Aangxiety?

Worries in life

There are only 2 things in the world to worry about, Are you healthy or or you sick?

If you''re healthy, there's nothing to worry about. If you're sick, there's two things to worry about.

If you''re gong to get better, there's nothing to worry about. If you're going to die, there's tw...

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Two blokes were on a plane one day.......

........ and they were sitting side by side. Coincidentally, they each had one black eye. They started talking.. 'hey mate do you mind if I ask how you got your black eye?'. 'Yeah no worries', the other one responded. 'I was at the airport check in and when I got to the counter, I couldn't help but ...

What two MLB players do you need on your team to have no worries for the rest of your days?

1) Acuña
2) Machado

Two men are playing golf when one realises he's left his jacket at the last tee

He goes back to get it, stops halfway and turns back.
"What's up?" asks his mate.
"Well, you see those two women at the tee. One's my wife, and she's playing with my mistress."
His mate laughs and says, "No worries, I'll go get it for you."
He stops halfway, comes back, looks at his mate...

What do you call someone who worries that they might have ADHD?

A hyperchondriac

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries...........

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

my gf always worries that I will cheat on her if I am on a night out

I reassure her "why would I have a kebab when I have the best steak ever at home"

But when you are drunk those greasy kebabs sure are tasty

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A Russian communist is lying on his deathbed

His friends are gathered around him all somber. The old man turns to one of them and says,

"Dimitri, remember in 1921 you were almost executed? Well, you should know that I ratted you out to the Cheka. I hope you forgive me."

"Oh, no worries buddy," says Dimitri.

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