There are only 2 things in the world to worry about, Are you healthy or or you sick?
If you''re healthy, there's nothing to worry about. If you're sick, there's two things to worry about.
If you''re gong to get better, there's nothing to worry about. If you're going to die, there's tw...
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Full credit to my dad who just texted me this.
What do you call someone who worries that they might have ADHD?
Everybody Knows Somebody Called DAVE.
Dave is an advertising executive in L.A., who is always boasting that he knows EVERYONE on the planet, & they all know him.
His colleagues love hearing his stories about this celebrity, or that politician. However, his boss doesn't believe a word & challenges him to prove his boasts....
A man walks into an apiary and asks for a dozen bees.
The beekeeper nods and carefully counts out 13 bees. The man realizes this and points it out, "That’s one too many.”
*"No worries. It’s a freebie."*
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A young girl started work in the village chemist shop.
She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives. "Look," he said. "My regular customers do...