Pessimism Jokes

Don't expect much, and you'll still be greatly disappointed.

It never works.

After downing half of his glass of milk, my ten year old son declared, "*I am an optimist: 'The glass is half empty!'*..."

"*Looking at the glass as half empty is a sign of pessimism son,*" I said.

He smiled and corrected me: "*Not if you don't like what's in it!*"

And I don't care for it.

Pessimism sucks

We'll see how long that lasts.