If pessimism was a Olympic sport

I would still not win it.

I am a pessimist

Pessimism sucks

Hello and welcome to Pessimism club.

Don't expect much, and you'll still be greatly disappointed.

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Two sons: one’s an annoying optimist, and the other is an insufferable pessimist.

Their parents were concerned about both of them, so they took them to a Psychiatrist for evaluation.

After listening to their concerns, the Psychiatrist says:

“Aha, I think I can help you! For your pessimistic son, you will buy him the best and most expensive toys, place them in this...

The difference perspective has on optimism and pessimism

After downing half of his glass of milk, my ten year old son declared, "*I am an optimist: 'The glass is half empty!'*..."

"*Looking at the glass as half empty is a sign of pessimism son,*" I said.

He smiled and corrected me: "*Not if you don't like what's in it!*"

Some of you are giving nihilistic pessimism a bad name...

And I don't care for it.

Here's how pessimism works.

It never works.

I'm giving up negativity for lent.

We'll see how long that lasts.

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