A garage should be called a Carage. And the parking spots closest to the door should be called CarKing spots.

Road rage should permanently be renamed to carnage.

My wife always wanted a son

With a foreign-sounding name, so after she gave birth she decided on “Mark”, but with a “C”.
I just went to register his name now; I’m so excited to get home to see little baby Cark!!

My sister just had a baby boy. They have decided to call it Mark, but with a C....

Cark.

Why Can’t Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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