Miso Jokes - 11 Hilarious Miso Jokes

Miso soup

Is the only soup that brags about being soup.

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Where did André 3000 take his girlfriend on a date?

A Japanese restaurant, because she loves miso and this he knows for sure

How did Miso soup get its name?

Miso hungry....

There's one soup you have to like to get through a snow storm.

As long as you love Miso. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

What did the sushi say to its fiance?

You make miso happy.

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What did the Japanese person yell after they got liquified?

Miso soup!

What is an Asian Canadian's preferred soup?

Miso Sorry

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I can’t say whether or not science can create an aphrodisiac from fermented soybeans, but...

...I can say that it needs to be called Miso Horny.

Whats Jar Jar Bink's favorite food?

Miso Soup

Why does Jesus eat at Benihana?

Because he loves miso!

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

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