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Got kicked out of the local Japanese restaurant last night.

Turns out I misunderstood when my waitress said, “Miso, hot, for you sir”.

Did you know miso soup was made by a hungry chef?

He was sitting in his kitchen and said "Me so hungry"

Credit: my dad

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I can’t say whether or not science can create an aphrodisiac from fermented soybeans, but...

...I can say that it needs to be called Miso Horny.

How did Miso soup get its name?

Miso hungry....

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What did the Japanese person yell after they got liquified?

Miso soup!

What is an Asian Canadian's preferred soup?

Miso Sorry

Whats Jar Jar Bink's favorite food?

Miso Soup

I used to work in a powdered soup factory, until I started coughing up little cubes of tofu...

I was forced to retire, after being diagnosed with Miso-thelioma.

Why does Jesus eat at Benihana?

Because he loves miso!

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

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