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Women's Day Jokes

Today is International Women's Day.

It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready.

In honour of International Women's Day, I'd like to point out to everyone that PMS jokes are not funny.

Period.

Did you hear about the International women's day sale on steam?

Everything was 70 cents on the dollar.

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I'd like to take the opportunity on this, International Women's Day, to refute allegations that I'm a sexist.

I've got a friend who's a woman. And I believe she should be treated as if she *is* equal.

Happy International Women's Day

During a company's annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand... the eccentric boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond... and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 5 million... but if killed by the crocs...2 million will be gi...

Why is it International Women's Day?

Cause yo mamma is that fat.

I told my gf she doesn't have to do the dishes on women's day

Honey, you don't have to do the dishes today. Today is your day. You can do them tomorrow

Not only is it daylight savings time today, but also Int'l Women's Day.

Because apparently a full 24 hours to celebrate women would have been just a bit much.

This Sunday is International Women's Day

Or as they say in the US, International Women's 17 Hours.

In honor of international women's day....

Why are women like a hurricane?



at first they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house.

Today is "International Women's Day",

but don't worry guys “International Men’s Day” is coming April 1st.

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Well done to McDonald's for marking International Women's Day by turning their logo upside down...

It looks just like a big dangly pair of tits...

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It's International Women's Day today. I guess I should make some sort of sexist joke.

I'll have to simplify it for the women.

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Since it's Women's day my girlfriend wanted sex to be magical tonight

So I disappeared in the morning

It's so unfair that McDonalds turned their logo into a W for women's day

It's not like it they made it an M on men's day.

It appears international women's day was a HUGE success.

Women from all over the US demonstrated their femininity by not making up their minds about whether they wanted to celebrate it or not.

In honor of International Women's Day, I'm offering

free breast exams in my hotel room tonight!

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He got Lucky on women's day

A professor walks in to a class. He has a hypothesis. He claims the people who have sex most often are the happiest.
To prove, he divides the class in to three groups. People having sex once a month are put to one corner. They are the least happy. People having sex once a week are put to another ...

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Happy International Women's Day

Or its better known name, Just Another Made Up Holiday No One Gives A Fuck About Day. or my favorite, Tuesday.

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Man bought his wife sexy lingerie for Women's Day...

Seventy-five year old Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for his wife for Women’s Day.
Upon passing a lingerie store, Marvin realizes that his wife has never bought any lingerie in her life. He gets the idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her feel good and young. Marvi...

Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day

They let them get stoned.

I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today.

I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead.

International Men's Day

When creating International Women's Day the committee in charge also created one for men. The problem is, every single man forgot the date, so it has been lost to history.

Well, after much digging and searching I managed to rediscover the date, and wanted to share this information with every...

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