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Once all the females of the jungle went to the Lion, king of the Jungle.

They complained that the males always keep having sex with them and wouldn't let them take rest.

The Lion told them he would do something. He called for all the males of the jungle and told them to deposit their dicks with him and told them they could only have them after 4 weeks. He gave the...

Females in theNavy

The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will b...

How can you tell female ants from male ants?

They're all females, otherwise they'd be called uncles

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What do females have in common with hitler?

They both remove polish with chemicals

Why do females make the best archaeologists?

Because they absolutely love digging up everything that has happened in the past.

Females call me Little Ceasar

Cause I got crazy bread and low quality meat.

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