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Females Jokes

When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body

Then I was born

TIL that Saudi Arabia has over 130 males for every 100 females in the country

It must be awesome to be a woman in Saudi Arabia!

Why do females make the best archaeologists?

Because they absolutely love digging up everything that has happened in the past.

Why do females prefer guitarists?

Because of their fingering technique

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Once all the females of the jungle went to the Lion, king of the Jungle.

They complained that the males always keep having sex with them and wouldn't let them take rest.

The Lion told them he would do something. He called for all the males of the jungle and told them to deposit their dicks with him and told them they could only have them after 4 weeks. He gave the...

If females are XX and males are XY, then what is YYY?

Delilah.

Turned the tables on my 8-year-old son.

Son: “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?”

Me: “I don’t know; how many?”

Son: “Ten tickles.”

Me: “Yeah, but only the male octopus is ticklish.”

Son: “Huh?”

Me: “Yeah, the females are not ticklish at all; just the males. You know how you can tel...

Females in theNavy

The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers. Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will b...

Why are Hurricanes normally named after females?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car.

Females call me Little Ceasar

Cause I got crazy bread and low quality meat.

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There's a group of alien females abducting men with huge penises.

I don't think you're in any trouble though, I just wanted to tell you how cool this space ship is.

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What do females have in common with hitler?

They both remove polish with chemicals

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