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Problem with pay equality is that men tend to go for higer paying jobs

...like doctors or directors. While females tend to settle with lesser paying ones like female doctors or female directors.

Equality is at an all time high thanks to Coronavirus.

Everyone is equally fed up.

I would make an equality joke

But women wouldn't get it

A woman asked me, “What does equality mean?”

I said, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

The internet has improved equality

We used to have a very mail-dominated society.

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I was wondering why the book about sex I bought had positions like the "hammer and sickle" and "government mandated equality"

Then I realized I was reading the Commie Sutra.

Given that we live in an era of equality, it is only fair that for every 100 men drafted for the war...

We shall draft 79 women.

Why is there no equality in domestic abuse?

Someone always has the upper hand.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody.

No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

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Today is national dog day and women's equality day...

It's national bitch day.

/r/showerthoughts did not appreciate this. Maybe you guys will.

I'm not saying I value sandwiches more than equality.

But my favourite part about LGBT is the BLT bit.

Why do corporations hire female Equality Officers?

Because they’re cheaper.

A beacon of true racial equality

"In this time of being divided by race we should be more like Jeffrey dahmer, who only saw the color of people as a light pink center with a nice sear"

I used to think the USA stood first and foremost for freedom and equality...

Turns out it stands for United States of America


ALTERNATE JOKE:

I used to think the USA stood first and foremost for freedom and equality...

Turns out that was my imagine nation

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what is a job that has equality for all sexual orientation?

a blowjob.

Minorities may have the race card, and women may have the equality card...

But racists, have a Trump card.

Whenever I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in Equality

And then I wait for the next bus.

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