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Equality is at an all time high thanks to Coronavirus.

Everyone is equally fed up.

Problem with pay equality is that men tend to go for higer paying jobs

...like doctors or directors. While females tend to settle with lesser paying ones like female doctors or female directors.

Whenever i see a woman driving a bus, i smile to myself and think how far we have come in the whole equality thing compared to just a few short years ago

Then i wait for the next bus.

Given that we live in an era of equality, it is only fair that for every 100 men drafted for the war...

We shall draft 79 women.

A woman asked me, “What does equality mean?”

I said, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

A man visits a friend in a middle eastern country again after 10 years…

Back when he visited 10 years ago, the women were expected to walk 10 steps behind their husbands, and as everything else would certainly not be customary, they obliged.

Now that the man has returned 10 years later, he observes the women all walk 10 steps in front of their husbands.

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A beacon of true racial equality

"In this time of being divided by race we should be more like Jeffrey dahmer, who only saw the color of people as a light pink center with a nice sear"

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I was wondering why the book about sex I bought had positions like the "hammer and sickle" and "government mandated equality"

Then I realized I was reading the Commie Sutra.

I would make an equality joke

But women wouldn't get it

I'm not saying I value sandwiches more than equality.

But my favourite part about LGBT is the BLT bit.

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Today is national dog day and women's equality day...

It's national bitch day.

/r/showerthoughts did not appreciate this. Maybe you guys will.

Why is there no equality in domestic abuse?

Someone always has the upper hand.

I've just met a woman who raps about equality for women

I've just met a woman who raps about equality for women everywhere.

She's called 'Feminem'

Why do corporations hire female Equality Officers?

Because they’re cheaper.

I used to think the USA stood first and foremost for freedom and equality...

Turns out it stands for United States of America


ALTERNATE JOKE:

I used to think the USA stood first and foremost for freedom and equality...

Turns out that was my imagine nation

The Senate committee just released a report about the Cold War.

They found that in response to Sesame Street promoting friendship, racial equality, and care, the CIA captured the Count and forced him to run through truckloads of rice.

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