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Burqa Jokes

I don't know why the burqa gets such a bad rep.



I've never seen a woman wearing one before.

I'm sick and tired of debating people about burqas, niqābs and hijabs etc.

So many blanket statements.

This dude went to Maccas and saw a lady wearing a burqa....

Went to Macca's & the girl serving was wearing a burqa. I noticed it was quite dirty and tattered and a bit smelly. It actually put me off so we walked out and went across the road to Hungry Jack's. Here was another girl wearing a burqa. I was happy to see that it was clean and it actually was n...

The most annoying part about both my wife and daughter wearing burqa is the confusion.

Last night, I accidentally slept with my wife

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What is a Japanese guy wearing a burqa (hijab) called?

A ninja

Did you hear about the woman who hotboxed her burqa?

She got stoned

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A hippie was travelling in through the Middle East when his passport and wallet are stolen, leaving him stranded with only the shirt on his back and his trusty guitar.

After a couple of days roughing it on the streets, he decides to play his guitar and busk for money.

He starts strumming out a tune and a small crowd gathers round. As he continues, one of the men from the crowd starts dancing and jiving infront of him.

The hippie finishes his song and...

About wearing the hijab...(x-post from /r/Islam)

I grew up in a fairly religious household and my parents are both practicing, despite that the hijab was never really something we talked about. My mom keeps a dupatta and wears hijab and burqa when she goes outside but she never taught me to wear it or ever enforced it on me. Recently, I started we...

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