Offenders Jokes - 16 Hilarious Offenders Jokes

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For extra cash consider robbing offenders.

Their address is easy to find, and they can't own guns.

Only downside is politicians usually have good security.

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We should send offenders to storm Area 51

Alien Vs Predator

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We should have a TV show where illegal immigrants hunt down offenders for a chance at citizenship

We can call it "Alien vs Predator"

\[EDIT\]: Wow I can't believe the amount of people who would want to make it a reality. *Netflix if your seeing this post you know what to do.*

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Let’s have illegal aliens hunt down offenders for a chance at citizenship.

We’ll call it “Aliens vs. Predators”

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What’s a offenders favorite shoes ?

White Vans.

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When I become leader of the grammar Nazis, offenders will not be hung.

They will be hanged.

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Why do offenders never get speeding tickets?

Because they always drive slower in school zones

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Want to hear a joke about offenders?

Never mind, it’s too touchy.

A new battery factory in Northumberland will offer jobs to ex-offenders

Applicants for the posts will have to prove they haven’t been charged for the last twelve months.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was in the 6 offenders registry.

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They should just let offenders raid Area 51...

So that way it would be a real depiction of 'Aliens vs Predators'.

I know a funny joke about a prison for underage offenders.

But it's juvenile.

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I went on the offender registry and found the addresses of all the offenders in my area, and sent them all hate mail.

Just to make sure they read it, I wrote the letters in crayon.

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Australia should hire WWE wrestlers to enforce sentencing on convicted offenders.

That way we can have Undertaker and Mankind throw Pell in a cell.

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What did the dermatologist say to his patient that was on the offenders list?

That's a mole Lester

There was a short period of time in ancient history when offenders were not only nailed to a cross, but also burned alive

Fortunately, the practice ended and very few people were crucifried

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