So an African migrant is strolling down a sidewalk in Nuremberg.
He comes up to the first man he sees and says "Thank you, for allowing me to come to Germany. Thank you for giving me health care, and a place to live, and food to eat."
The man looks at him and says "I'm not German, I'm Albanian."
The African says "Oh, excuse me" and continues walkin...
I was speaking to a group of the migrants from Central America. I asked them how they felt about a wall between Mexico and the United States.
They told me they would get over it.
Some people are sceptical of migrants because they think they don't embrace their new country's culture
But I teach calculus to international students at my local university, and they all integrate really well.
Where would migrant cows seek refuge?
Credit to my little friend.
What do you call the first migrant off of the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell. What do you call the third migrant off the boat?
Amhere Azwell Azthem..
President Trump was told there were at least 12 Brazilians in the migrant caravan headed to the Southern border...
Mr President turned to his Defense Secretary and whispered: "how much is a brazillion?"
What do you call an unsuccessful migrant trying to illegally cross the U.S. southern border?
With all this talk of walls and migrants around the world.
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman find a golden lamp in a forest and when Paddy Englishman rubs it with his sleeve a Genie appears and gives them a wish each.
Paddy Scotsman says "I wish to have neverending riches and alcohol."
Paddy Englishman says "I wish there was ...
The first human migrants to America are about to cross the land bridge between Eastern Russia and Alaska. The navigator seems a bit lost.
The year is 13,000 BC. The first human migrants to America are about to cross the land bridge between Eastern Russia and Alaska. The navigator seems a bit lost.
"You alright?" They ask him, waiting eagerly at the shore with a distant view of the new lands that awaited them.
"Yeah, I th...
The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from getting into England
Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais.
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A cocky young lad applied for a forklift job at a local firm based in his home town. A migrant worker applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager. When the results we...