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Wind Farm Jokes

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.

One asks, "What’s your favorite kind of music?"

The other says, "I am a big metal fan."

Why can't you improve the efficiency of wind farms by playing country music around them?

Because they're really just big heavy metal fans.

Wind Farms.....

I'm a big fan!

I went to an agricultural university and I specialized in growing beans.

Someday, I hope to start a wind farm.

On a hot, windless day the president was out touring a new wind farm. Frustrated by the lack of good video footage, the president knocks on the base of a turbine and asks, “Why won’t this thing spin for me?”

“Oh, its not a huge fan.” The developer explained.

A man died and went to heaven

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,



"What are all those clocks?"



St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."...

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