What did the wind turbine say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a HUGE fan!

Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field

One turns to the other and asks “what of music do you like?”
The second one says, “well, I’m a huge metal fan”

What is a wind turbine’s side hustle?

OnlyFans

A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.

‘What kind of music are you into?’ asks the dam.
‘I’m into trance’, replies the solar panel.
‘Ooh, too intense for me’, dam says, ‘I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.’
‘What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?’
‘Me?’ He replies, ‘I’m a huge met...

Why do wind turbines like Metallica?

Because they're huge metal fans!

I recently paid a visit to the "World's Largest Wind Turbine" exhibit.

Honestly, not a big fan.

Wind turbine dad joke

Did yall hear about the joke of the wind turbine?.... no?....

Well i dont know either, but apparently its hilAIRious...

I don’t think wind turbines like classical music.

I hear they’re big metal fans, though.

A solar panel asked the wind turbine what is his favorite type of music.

He said I'm a big metal fan

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A group of protesters have been using catapults to launch cow dung at recently erected wind turbines

They've missed every shot so far, but I have a feeling that if they manage to topple one it will be big news, and we'll all remember this day, saying,

"Where were you when the shit hit the fan?"

Wind Turbines

We all know wind turbines are good for the environment, but what if we designed a bine that could be used all four seasons?

A crow got cut in half by a wind turbine.

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A wind turbine and an A/C unit walk into a bar

The wind turbine asks: "Hey man! How's your job going?"

A/C unit: "ehh, it's cool but I'm not a huge fan."

A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...

The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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Wind turbines...

BIG FAN!

(Fun fact, this one time, I was out playing tourist with my girlfriend and we were waiting for the ice cream store to open (because someone decided you can’t have ice cream for breakfast) so we went into a gift shop.

There was a joke book, so I picked it up and read the first ...

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A Cowboy from Ft. Worth, Texas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.

The Cowboy told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the old cowboy handed over...

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