I’m sick and tired of all these people farming karma on their cake day.
Anyways, an upvote would be appreciated.
Farming isn't for everyone
But, hay it's in my jeans
What is the best part about farming?
Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
Why is rabbit farming a terrifying profession?
Every day is a hare-raising experience.
A young boy was obsessed with farming machinery
A young boy was obsessed with farming machinery, he built models, he drew them, and spent all his free time going to his local farm just for a look at a combine harvester or a hay baler.
As he aged, his interest in mechanised agriculture slowly disappeared, and by the time he was married with...
Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans. The first says "I'm planning on going into farming, it's what my father did and it makes good money." The second asks "What type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?"
"I don't know man, there are so many fields to choose from."
When Trump communicates with the American people, he follows the primary rule of mushroom farming . . .
# "Keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em horsesh*t".
A city banker gets fed up with his immoral career so sells up and buys a pig farm in Suffolk with his wife.
He moves in and next day goes to buy a few sows and a boar. 'How will I know the sows are pregnant?' he asks the seller.
"Ah, well, the morning after, the sows be lay...
I live in Florida
It's a farming town near the southern coast.
It's called Fuchsville, where we grow our own fuchs, and keep them. Why would I give such a rare thing to someone else?
Two old Norwegians, Sven and Oli, were drinking coffee one morning and complaining about farming....
Two old Norwegians, Sven and Oli, were drinking coffee one morning and complaining about farming. Sven complained of the costs of fertilizer, and Oli asked why he didn't just use the nightsoil from his outhouse? Sven said, "Ya, well I used to, but I really hate shoveling it all out."
A group of farming mathmeticians in the Midwest are doing well for themselves
These farmers use their mathmatical expertise to best know how to plot their lands, when to start planting or harvesting, and overall how to have a good yield.
Recently, the state has been pushing for a ban on diesel-engine tractors due to their heavy usage on non-renewable resources and how...
A Piece Of String Walks Into A Bar...
He quickly notices a sign that says, "No String Allowed, We do not serve pieces of String."
Before anyone notices, he rushes to the bathroom and hides in a stall.
He messes himself up, makes himself look rough and tattered. Then he contorts his body into a twisted and uncomfortable pos...