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White Lie Jokes

A woman’s on vacation and calls home

She asks her husband, "How’s my cat doing?"

The husband says, "The cat’s dead."

The woman’s upset and says, "Well, you could have broken the news to me when I got home. I can’t enjoy my vacation now. You could’ve just said a little white lie, like the cat’s on the roof and you can’t ge...

I told a little white lie...

or a little black lie,
because all lies matter

The first white lie I heard was

this is our land.

There are 3 types of lies in this world...

Lies, white lies, and servings per container.

It’s ok to occasionally tell white lies. Don’t ever tell black lies though.

Because Black lies matter.

4 college guys go on a weekend road trip.

They are having such a good time that they decide to play hooky and skip out on their Monday exam in psychology. They all send their professor an email saying they had a flat tire while out of town and the professor said no problem, unexpected things happen. They could take it on Tuesday.

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What did the Redditor say on opposite day?

Sometimes white lies are OK and it’s not always “gaslighting”.

Europeans did promise land and peace for the natives. They didn't get what they wanted but what can you expect?

They were just white lies after all.

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