A man is driving down the road when his car breaks down beside a monastery
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before.
Anyone know what "obtaining information through deception" means?
I'm asking for a friend.
What do you call a lying robot with a positive outlook?
Optimist prime the deception-con
The world is full of lies and deception:
The label on the door said "Ladies" but there was just a toilet.
Never in my life have I seen so much corruption, bribery, bIackmail, jealousy, theft, fraud, deception, and outright bloodshed.
And honestly I'm wondering why I even play Monopoly with my family in the first place.
A man visits a wise man and meets his three daughters...
He's staying for the night and each of the girls come to him in turn to offer their hospitality.
The first one tells him her name is June because she was born in June. She is well practiced in fortune telling and gives him advice on the future.
The second one tells him her name is Augu...
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A German, a Russian and an American are trying to see who can teach a cat to eat mustard.
The German grabs the cat and showed the mustard down the cat's throat. "That's abuse!" - Protest the Russian and the American. Next, the American puts mustard and a hot dog and feeds it to the cat. "That's deception!" - Protest the German and the Russian. Finally, the Russian grabs the ...
We don’t sell to blondes
A blonde walks past a shop as she reads the sign “we don’t sell to blondes” in the window. She goes in to her investigate the situation.
To test the sign she asks the salesman “excuse me, I’d like to buy this TV”
And the salesman responds “I’m sorry ma’am we don’t sell to blondes” ...
A man’s car breaks down on a dim lot road in the middle of no where.
He calls a mechanic to come but he won’t be able to get to him till the next morning and it’s getting quite cold. He gets out his car and starts walking down the road to see if he can find anyone to help him. About 5 minutes down the road he finds a monastery with some monks in. They invite him in a...
A German, an American, and a Russian are arguing who can feed a spoonful of mustard to a cat more easily...
The German just grabs the cat and forces the spoon with mustard into its mouth. The other two protest: "This is violence!"
The American hides the mustard between two slices of sausage. The other two protest: "This is deception!"
The Russian spreads the mustard under the cat's tail. The...