Cover Up Jokes - 13 Hilarious Cover Up Jokes

Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart.

Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

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In the olden days, we would often cough to cover up a fart

Post-pandemic, it's now better to cover up a cough by farting

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The German Shepherd cover up...

I found my German Shepherd, Hondo, with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit was dead, and I panicked.. I took the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house. I gave it a bath, blew dried its fur, and put it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they would think it died ...

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A young lady was swimming at a pool in the gym and was having a great time burning calories and keeping fit.

To her horror, she found that her swimsuit had torn open at the bottom leaving her bit exposed.
Using her hands to cover up her modesty, she stealthily exited the pool by the side and grabbed a nearby sign to cover up.

This got even more attention. She looked down at the sign: “...

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I don’t accept nudes, I tell the girls to cover up

Go ahead, send me a nude and see what I say

I dropped my textbook in class today to cover up my bad gas and nobody heard me

It was a total eclipse of the fart

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Stormy Daniels says Donald Trump paid $130,000 hush money to cover up an affair. Do you believe the bleached blond with big tits?

Or do you believe Stormy Daniels?

Never gonna shop, give it up, such a dirty hand I always cover up, for the cough of the older kind My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-m-my Corona!

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Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories

Someone spilled the beans.

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Reddit should all come together and create a film starring Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep about a newspaper uncovering a US government cover up.

It would be the greatest rePost of all time.

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Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover up their butt quacks.

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A guy goes over to his new girlfriends house for dinner with her family. Unfortunately he has severe gas...

He is fighting to hold it in while they all eat.
Unable to hold it in anymore he lets out a fart and the grandma shouts “Rover!” He realizes the dog is sitting next to him and is relieved that the dog is being blamed. So naturally he lets out another one and this time the father shouts “Rover!” ...

Covid changes everything

Remember how we used to cough to cover up a fart? Now we fart to cover up a cough.

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