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I found an Onlyfans filled with videos of girls slamming their butts together

It’s kinda weird, but I think they’re just trying to make ends meet

What do you call a potato who posts videos online?

A You-*tuber*

I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food.

It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.

Next January I will only be watching videos on 1080p

It's my new years resolution

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What does American economy and pornstar in stepsis videos has in common?

Well, both are getting fucked hard and daddy is fucking clueless.

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These days whenever I browse the most popular videos on Pornhub I have to ask myself...

What's this world cumming to?

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What do you call a farmer who does sexual videos?

A cornstar

Today I posted a video of Muhammad Ali's "Rumble in the Jungle" fight in reverse.

It's the first in a series of unboxing videos.

My friend just emailed me a compressed nsfw video

sigh... *unzips*

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A man and his wife were searching through all sorts of porn for ideas to enhance their sex life.

After some searching they came across some pegging videos and it aroused them enough to go online and order some new toys to play with. The next night they break out the tools of the trade and start playing around. After some time getting ready and prepping with plugs and fingers, he says he’s ready...

Facebook keeps suggesting that I watch videos of former American Vice Presidents dancing.

All to do with the Al Gore rhythms, apparently.

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PornHub now requires all visitors to watch at least 5 minutes of dwarf MILF content before accessing other videos.

That's the bare mini mum.

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How do you know you have reached quarantine insanity?

When you look at old photographs and videos and get pissed because nobody is wearing masks.

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The young couple next door are making sex videos during the lockdown

They just don't know it though...

My ex-girlfriend got paid under the table for her work filming "creampie" adult videos. So I alerted the IRS.

They nailed her for unreported in-come.

My wife wants to do adult videos at a high elevation

She'll be camming around the mountain when she comes

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I heard pornhub plant a tree for every 100 videos watched

I guess I’m gonna “single handedly” save the planet then

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My wife is deaf and we worked out a nice system of signals for when we want to have sex.

If I want sex, I'll tap her on the butt once. If no sex, tap her twice. If she wants to have sex, she pulls my dick once. If she doesn't want to have sex, she pulls my dick 452 times.
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(Nsfw)Went to pornhub the other day there was a lot of videos titled "bbc destroys teen"...

I don't know why the British Broadcasting Corporation is destroying the lives of teens..but I for one think it shows lack of journalistic integrity.

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I can't watch erotic law enforcement videos without snacks.

I need popcorn for my cop porn.

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