Youtube is introducing a new system of recommending youtube videos

The old system seemed to be biased towards videos of old presidential candidates playing beat and tempo games, so they finally decided to retire the al-gore-rhythm

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Pornhub now has a category for Coronavirus videos

It's for sick fucks.

Saw some videos about the fires burning near Athens.

Apparently nobody told the firefighters that you can't use water to put out a Greece fire.

This joke's idea comes from somewhere I can't remember. I was watching MKay's or FakeJake's video (It was several days ago, and they both post videos reading reddit post.) and I come across the first half of my joke (It isn't a joke, the person was actually asking for the advice through messages.)

Person A: Bro, I need your advice. How do I kindly reject a person. Person B has confessed to me, and I'm not ready yet. He's interesting, but I don't want to date, yet. I told him to wait until tomorrow for my answer.

A's Bro: Tell him, "You and I are reading the same book. But, you are seve...

What do you call adult-only Chess videos?

Pawn

What do chemists like to watch on YouTube?

Reaction videos.

What do you call a potato that makes videos for the internet?

A YouTUBER.

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This morning my daughter asked if she could watch titty videos.

Did you know that sometimes little kids make a t sound when they mean to make a k sound?

Anyway I gotta go I'm in a bunch of trouble.

I can only see Jane's Addiction videos on YouTube if I stare straight at them

I must've lost my PerryFerrell vision

Why was princess Zelda sad after watching a bunch of YouTube videos?

She couldn't find the link in the description.

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I watch ghost videos whenever i take a poo

They scare the shit out of me

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Porn videos does not reflect reality

It gives a warped perception of how quickly the plumber will come to your house.

My mom is like a YouTube apology video

She never admits she’s wrong

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With the arrest for child pornography yesterday, at least Josh Duggar will be remembered for 19 kids and counting...

For the tv show he made in the past, and coincidentally the number of videos found so far on his hard drive.

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What do you call a farmer who does sexual videos?

A cornstar

My friend just emailed me a compressed nsfw video

sigh... *unzips*

I always get sad when I watch videos of gorillas using sign language to ask for food.

It's a shame there are so many deaf gorillas.

I don't understand why Youtube demonetized my videos.

It just makes no cents.

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