Dating Website Jokes - 21 Hilarious Dating Website Jokes

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I was furious when I found my wife's profile on an on-line dating website.

That lying isn't, "Fun to be around."

My job is hosting a dating website for insects…….

Don’t judge me. I’m just trying to make ants meet

Just been banned from a Christian dating website.

Apparently "Hung_Like_Jesus" isn't an appropriate user name!

What do you call a dating website for QAnon believers?

Qpid

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BTW it's about Cupid not stupid, just in case anyone gets offended lmao

My friend and his wife found each other on a dating website,

Three years after marriage. That was awkward.

A man with a speech impediment goes on a dating website..

This dating website has you make a short video for your profile to introduce yourself, so the man makes his video and says "Hi my name's Daniel and im Deaf"

The man successfully scores a date with a woman who happens to know sign language

That night he shows up to the date and to his d...

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Man, I got banned from a dating website because I broke the "no dicks, or pictures" rule.

I didn't notice Trump on TV in the background.

I just started a non-cis dating website.

You know. For people interested in Trans-Specific Partnerships.

Farmers Only is the dating website for farmers. What’s the hook-up site?

Timber

I was looking for a dating website with lots of Christians

So I joined Ashley Madison

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The three main criteria for dating websites are as follows

-Age

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-Location

But I think this needs to change badly, as I personally don’t condone under-age

I'm going to create a dating Website for people with incurable STD's to find each other.

It will be named 2 Herpes in a Pod

Did you hear about the lonely cow that joined a dating website?

She was searching for her udder half.

Did you know there is a dating website for amphetamine addicts?

Speeddating.com

I have a delivery van set as my profile picture on dating websites.

I just want the ladies to know what they’re getting into.

A women stopped me in the coffee shop the other day claiming she met me through a vegetarian-only dating website...

but I had never met herbivore.

The reality of dating....

Young kids use a dating app on their phone.

Older kids use a dating website on their computers.

Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates.

Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events.

Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.

cheekens

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So, what have you been up to lately?" the bartender asks him. "Well, I recently set up a dating website for chickens," the guy tells him. "I mean, its not my main job ... I'm just doing it to make hens meet."

() A redneck bought a computer and he was trying to browse internet with his friend.

They came across a shopping website which they mistook for a dating website and went to the lingerie section .

After a long selection, his friend said " look this woman wearing red lingerie is really gorgeous and is only $49.99. order her" .

So he went and ordered it .

2 weeks l...

Dating Developers

D1: Hey did you tried that dating website I suggested?
D2: Yep, It sucked.
D1: Why you didn't get any interesting matches.
D2: No, I got many matches, but the website was developed in php.

[Long] Trying to find a date had been really difficult for me recently

I’d been having some mental health issues lately and so my doctor prescribed me with some pills to help treat them. Unfortunately they had the unavoidable side affect of making me hallucinate.

My daily routine didn’t change that much, but it did have a huge affect on my dating game. Every da...

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