What's "Hasta la vista, baby" in Italian?

Pasta la pizza, baby

How does Bill Gates count to ten?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8,10.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when asked about not upgrading to Windows 10 ?

"I still love Vista, baby".

If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...

...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.

Bill Gates is pulled over by a police officer one night after his car is seen swerving on the highway

The police officer asks, "Have you had anything to drink tonight, sir?"

Bill says, "Absolutely not, officer."

The cop says, "Can you please count backwards from 10 for me?"

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Bill replies, "10, 8, 7, Vista, XP, ME, 2000, NT, 98, 95, 3, 2, 1."

Windows Vista

That is all.

What did Windows XP said in its end of support?

Hasta La Vista

What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him

Pasta La vista

A short guide to extreme BDSM

Some couples like what they have. Others want to experiment. This is a quick and simple (and dirty) tutorial for some extreme [BDSM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) play in a young couple's bedroom.

As far as special equipment goes... well, it'll become obvious as you read.

Step ze...

Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"

I replied, "Pasta la vista!"

Some Arnie jokes

My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger.

She'll be back.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.

He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".

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A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to ma...

Bill Gates is walking at his private beach...

(sorry for my bad english)
Bill Gates is walking at his private beach when suddenly an old bottle is washed to the beach. He takes an open it and a genie appears.
The genie says: 'You got one wish. Whatever it is i will fulfill it.' Gates is thinking but then he responds: 'Here is a map of eve...

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