arnold schwarzenegger was asked to update his laptop to windows 10 but he said...
...I still love vista baby.
If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...
...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.
What did Windows XP said in its end of support?
Hasta La Vista
That is all.
What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him
Pasta La vista
What is an Italian Terminators Catchphrase?
Pasta la vista, baby.
A short guide to extreme BDSM
Some couples like what they have. Others want to experiment. This is a quick and simple (and dirty) tutorial for some extreme [BDSM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) play in a young couple's bedroom.
As far as special equipment goes... well, it'll become obvious as you read.
Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"
I replied, "Pasta la vista!"
Some Arnie jokes
My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
She'll be back.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.
He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".
A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to ma...