How does Bill Gates count to ten?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8,10.

arnold schwarzenegger was asked to update his laptop to windows 10 but he said...

...I still love vista baby.

If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...

...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.

What did Windows XP said in its end of support?

Hasta La Vista

Windows Vista

That is all.

What did the spaghetti say to the lasagna as he was murdering him

Pasta La vista

What is an Italian Terminators Catchphrase?

Pasta la vista, baby.

A short guide to extreme BDSM

Some couples like what they have. Others want to experiment. This is a quick and simple (and dirty) tutorial for some extreme [BDSM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) play in a young couple's bedroom.

As far as special equipment goes... well, it'll become obvious as you read.

Step ze...

Leaving work, my coworker said, "Hasta lasagna!"

I replied, "Pasta la vista!"

Some Arnie jokes

My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger.

She'll be back.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.

He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".

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A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to ma...

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