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My girlfriend asked me to send her a dick pic.

But my panorama app kept crashing.

Yo mamma's so fat...

that she takes selfies in panorama mode

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".

Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watso...

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