A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their tournament victories
After an hour, the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Once upon a time, there was a pirate who never lost a battle...
He was so courageous. His strategy was simple, lead by example, as long as he was at the front of the battle his crew were motivated.
But he had a trick up his sleeve. A new crew member joins this pirate to study him as he is so fascinated by his victories.
First battle comes along, hi...
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3 race horses are having a drink at their local pub
They each talk about their recent races and victories,
The first horse says - "Guys, I had something weird happen at my last race. I was in the final straight running 5th and losing ground, I didn't think there was any chance I could get up and win. Then all of the sudden *PING* this burst of...
After the recent wave of Trump primary victories, what did Nancy Reagan request for her funeral before she died?
To be laid to rest beside the remains of the Republican party
In Medieval Europe, there once was a triangular lake.
This triangular lake was quite large; so large, in fact, that three separate kingdoms were built on each side of this lake. These kingdoms were very different one from another. The first kingdom was the richest - smooth stone walls built like a fortress, lavish houses for all, and a generous king...