Since Trump nicknamed Kim Jun-Un Rocket Man, when Christmas comes along..

he can call him missile toe.

Joke originally told by my coworker today, who is a master of puns.

What is Kim Jun-Un's largest fear?

Projectile dysfunction

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I don't support Trump, but I would never denigrate his supporters

If you're a Trump supporter, "denigrate" means "to put down."

My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust.

We call her Summer for short.

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