Upgrades Jokes

A lover’s quarrel

Forced upgrades should be illegal, Microsoft.

She's terrible at keeping your information safe, keeps promising new upgrades but really has been the same OS since 98, and is constantly trying to install herself when you're happy with the system you've been using for the last 8 years.

A husband compliments his wife on the upgrades she did to the house. He says, "I am especially impressed with the automation of the bathroom".

He continues, "Last night, I woke up for a midnight tinkle and when I opened the bathroom door, the light turned on automatically. After finishing my ... read more

So he goes to the gym and asks for a weight loss package. They offer him two choices: $20 starter package or a $100 deluxe package. He takes the starter package.

He's told to go to the locker room, take off his clothes, and enter the workout room on the left. He does so. Standing naked in th... read more

And he says to his boss, “Boss, I want to be more delicious than a plain old Cheerio.” The boss shuffles his papers around a bit, and replies. “Okay, I tell you what. If you go out and work for a year, I’ll upgrade you to a Honey Nut Cheerio.” The Cheerio thinks on it, and quickly agrees. He goes ou... read more