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A good man dies and goes to heaven where God, impressed by the man's life record, grants him one final wish.

"Well, God, I know this seems petty, but I've never won at blackjack."

That's okay, my friend, God says, and He snaps His fingers and He and the man are sitting at a blackjack table in Vegas. The man puts up a $1,000 bet. The dealer's showing a 6 and the man's showing a 17. The man signals th...

Guys, I think this sub is really improving.

I haven't seen a repost since last decade.

Thank you President Trump..

..for improving my vocabulary. I would have never known the meaning of sedition, insurrection, quid pro quo, colluding, etc without you!

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A new drink has become the latest craze.

Bars are now serving the Dickens Cider, a popular drink among many women.
It started gaining popularity when someone decided to serve it warm, greatly improving its taste, with posts all over social media about how good it is, one video in particular having a lady drink 2 whole pints in one go!...

You know, youtube improving the lives of creators and vaccines causing autism have at least on thing in common

Neither actually happen

What do anti-vaxxers and 5g conspiracists have in common?

They both are afraid of improving cell service.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

I've been training to become the next Superman.

My progress is slowly but surely improving.

i just gotta get used to wearing my underwear over my pants.

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A British explorer sets out for an expedition into Africa...

This is a time when Europeans know very, very little about the "cannibalistic African savages," and the African tribesmen know even less about the ways of the white man. So, our explorer comes to Africa, hoping to disperse the clouds of mist, and after having to resort to employing firearms a few ti...

I bought a book about improving memory

When I put it on my bookshelf, I saw three same books there.

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The crazy lamp

A doctor visits 3 of his patients in a mental asylum.

He sees patient 1 reading a book and says, "Wow, you're improving."

Patient 1 says, "I'm just reading a book."

He then sees patient 2 writing and says, "Wow, you're improving too."

Patient 2 says, "I'm just writing ...

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My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving.

We take turns on her.

My favorite bumper sticker of all time

I still miss my ex.......but my aim is improving.

I stopped a woman from being kidnapped today

My self control is really improving

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I used to never give a shit, but my attitude is improving.

Now I don't give two shits.

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