Guys, I think this sub is really improving.

I haven't seen a repost since last decade.

You know, youtube improving the lives of creators and vaccines causing autism have at least on thing in common

Neither actually happen

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The crazy lamp

A doctor visits 3 of his patients in a mental asylum.

He sees patient 1 reading a book and says, "Wow, you're improving."

Patient 1 says, "I'm just reading a book."

He then sees patient 2 writing and says, "Wow, you're improving too."

Patient 2 says, "I'm just writing ...

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

My favorite bumper sticker of all time

I still miss my ex.......but my aim is improving.

I bought a book about improving memory

When I put it on my bookshelf, I saw three same books there.

I stopped a woman from being kidnapped today

My self control is really improving

Once there were three kingdoms

So once there were 3 kingdoms, each controlled an equal share of land with a small island on a lake at the centre of them. Always there was fighting over who would control the island, as it was a veritable paradise and each King wanted it for himself as a place to relax away from royal life.

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My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving.

We take turns on her.

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I used to never give a shit, but my attitude is improving.

Now I don't give two shits.

A company in my town manufactures tile discs...

but their machine can only make them so fast before it starts wrecking them. I found a function that solves the problem simply by improving the machine’s code, but they laughed when I told them I had a wrecked tile disc function.

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