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Improving Jokes

Found what I thought was an original article about improving one's fencing techniques.

Too bad it was a riposte...

The Russian economy is improving drastically.

Soon even the poorest Russian will be a billionaire.

Guys, I think this sub is really improving.

I haven't seen a repost since last decade.

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My new book I wrote about improving your basement just sold its millionth copy.

Its Officially A Best Cellar.

I bought a book about improving memory

When I put it on my bookshelf, I saw three same books there.

My wife wasn't too happy when I mentioned that our limited budget meant deciding between improving the kitchen plumbing or replacing the pool pump.

Its either sink or swim.

I stopped a woman from being kidnapped today

My self control is really improving

You know, youtube improving the lives of creators and vaccines causing autism have at least on thing in common

Neither actually happen

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I used to never give a shit, but my attitude is improving.

Now I don't give two shits.

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In a mental hospital, a doctor visited 3 of his patients

he saw patient 1 reading a book and says "Wow, you're improving"
patient 1 says, "I'm just reading a book"
then, he saw patient 2 writing and says "Wow, you're improving too"
patient 2 says, "I'm just writing a poem"

But then, he saw patient 3 sitting on the table
the doctor excla...

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My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving.

We take turns on her.

England is finally honoring it's longest river entirely in it's border by making repairs to the over 45 navigation locks used for transportation, improving the many drinking water systems abstracting flow from it's discharge into the sea, and providing for wildlife sanctuaries near the coast.

The people will vote on the entire referendum poised to fund the project.

It's called the Bond...the Thames Bond....

My ex-wife still misses me.

But her aim is steadily improving.

There was this engineer who died and went to Hell.

He disliked Hell, so pretty soon he went to work improving it. He installed air conditioning, elevators, bathroom air fresheners, escalators, and all sorts of gadgetry. One day God calls Satan:

"So, how are things down there?" asks God.

"Great!" Satan replies, "we now have air conditio...

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