I was wondering if anyone would be willing to support a petition to modernize the name of the Pope Mobile.
I think we should call it the Miracle Whip. It's got more of a tangy zip to it.
My church decided to modernize and replace the collection plate with a digital platform
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There are two people making phone calls, a prostitute looking to modernize her business and a guy with a very large nose looking for a doctor.
The guy picks up the phone and calls a doctor from the phone book. “Hey do you guys do nose jobs?…No?…Okay.” He hangs up. The woman gets a call, she picks up the phone and introduces herself. The caller asks if she does foot jobs. “No that’s disgusting!” She replies. “Don’t ever call here aga...
What do you say to an out of touch seamstress who refuses to modernize their operation?
An old priest died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven
Next to him was a young Uber driver who died seconds ago from his reckless driving.
The priest was called first, and St Peter said, "For your life long career working for the church, we will give you a small studio where you can stay at for the rest of eternity."
Then St Peter turns to...