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A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane.

After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”

The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”

The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”

“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptatio...

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This morning I told my wife, “The only thing I don’t like about robes is that you can’t poop in them”. She nodded her head understandingly.

I said, “Yeah the pockets are just too small.”

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