Why did the circle divorce the line that had a zero slope?

**It had no inclination to change.**

The Italian government has decided to put a big clock similar to Big Ben in the leaning tower of Piza.

Now they’ll have the time as well as the inclination.

The Genie and the Demon

Three men are out walking in the woods one day, when they stumble upon an old bronze lamp. Naturally, having spent much of their lives reading internet jokes, their first inclination is to rub the lamp and excitedly greet the genie that emerges.

"You have freed me from my near-eternal captivi...

A ramp asks a deck "yo deck, why weren't you at the ramp party?"

The deck says "I had no inclination"

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A Brit walks into a bar in Mississippi.

The bartender, taking note of the man's rather non-local appearance, shook his head and handed the man a beer - he didn't want to be at the butt-end of some lame joke.

The other bargoers, however, didn't seem to have the same inclination, and so began pestering the Brit.

"Well lookie h...

We live in a world that has jokes.

And those jokes have to be written by professionals with experience. Who's gonna do it? You? You, r/jokes ? Coming up with original jokes is a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You demand original jokes and you curse the reposts. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not ...

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