The Italian government has decided to put a big clock similar to Big Ben in the leaning tower of Piza.
Now they’ll have the time as well as the inclination.
The Genie and the Demon
Three men are out walking in the woods one day, when they stumble upon an old bronze lamp. Naturally, having spent much of their lives reading internet jokes, their first inclination is to rub the lamp and excitedly greet the genie that emerges.
"You have freed me from my near-eternal captivi...
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A Brit walks into a bar in Mississippi.
The bartender, taking note of the man's rather non-local appearance, shook his head and handed the man a beer - he didn't want to be at the butt-end of some lame joke.
The other bargoers, however, didn't seem to have the same inclination, and so began pestering the Brit.
"Well lookie h...
A ramp asks a deck "yo deck, why weren't you at the ramp party?"
The deck says "I had no inclination"