Smattering Jokes

As he made the approach, he saw a smattering of crow feces on it and said,

*"There's been a murder..."*

Last weekend I went to one of those restaurants where you can see into the kitchen, it was at that weird time between lunch and dinner and the place was quite empty. I could see there was some kind of contest going on between some of the staff.

First I saw one of the waitresses hold up an inc... read more