I just came to the realization,

Obesity is a growing problem.

I have come to a profound realization

And I really need to clean up

I have developed a fetish for figuring things out

I just came to that realization.

I've come to the realization that tofu is overrated.

It's just a curd to me.

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Two economists are walking in the woods...

Two economists are walking in the woods when they encounter a rotting deer carcass.


One economist turns to the other and says, "I bet you $4000 you won't sniff that carcass."

The other economist isn't going to turn down $4000 so he leans over and sniffs it. Then he turns to the fi...

Got stoned once when I had a sudden realization:

I shouldn't have broken the law in Saudi Arabia!

I've come to the realization that suicide would solve all my problems...

... if I could just get the right people to try it.

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The old farmer and his son, Stan, are riding the haycart towards the town...

...when the old farmer's eyes grow wide as a *headless horseman* rides past them. The farmer looks behind but sees only his son sitting in the back of the cart. As there is nothing to be done they continue their journey.


Ten minute goes by when another *headless horseman* passes them. Con...

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(NSFW) I have a sexual fetish for intellectual breakthroughs

I struggled for a while, but then I came to a realization

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An American husband and wife are visiting a small town in France for their anniversary.

They decide to get brunch at a cute little cafe near their hotel.

After being seated and deliberating the short menu, the waiter arrives and asks, in a thick French accent, "allo, ca va?"

The man stops him, "Ah, sorry, we don't speak French. Do you--"

"--Ah, oui, not a problem. ...

I have come to the realization that I am, in fact, a man trapped inside a woman's body…

In retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have put the lube next to the glue…

A joke I found on the comments section of a youtube video.

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to...

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