A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!

Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?"

The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall into water, whom will y...

My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown.

He still can't say the word for "please" though, which I think is poor for four

It must be hard for people learning to spell in English. For example, there is one silent K in "knight", four silent K's in "knickknack"

And three silent K's in "Republican".

What's it called when a cowboy has a learning disability?

Yeehawtism

What do you call a recently hired conductor who’s still learning the job skills?

A trainee

Why is learning linux stupid?

All of the lessons are full of sudo science

I always assumed learning algebra had no real world applications...

Then I got drunk one night and rang my Ex to ask 'Why?'.

Our new puppy is still learning how to bark..

All he can come up with now are ruff drafts !

I've been learning to use a new web browser lately, but my teacher is being really harsh to me.

He's my Tor-mentor.

I would assume spiders adapt pretty quickly to online learning.

After all, they are already comfortable on the web.

What did the dog say to console his owner upon learning that his wife left him?

"Sorry buddy, that's

...RUFF!"

Learning to read Braille with my index finger hasn't been easy so far

In fact, it's been a pretty bumpy ride

I’m thinking about learning how to make mirrors

It’s something I could really see myself doing

We were learning trigonometry in math

I asked the teacher for help

He told me, "You must be soh cahnfused right now."

My friend next to me told him, "That was a toapnotch joke, sir."

Recently I've been learning how to draw optical illusions so I can surprise my girlfriend with one on her birthday.

Unfortunately she walked in and caught me practicing the other day.

Her: "What's that!"

Me: "I can explain...it's not what it looks like!"

With all of the confusion with moving between online learning and in-person learning I lost my thesaurus

I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was

Do you guys know about the tree that was cut down for learning to speak?

She dialog.

I've been learning keyboard shortcuts

I have decided to start learning and using keyboard shortcuts, they are really convenient and can actually save you quite a bit of time.

For example:

The Windows key + D will minimize everything and go to your desktop

Alt Tab will switch between applications

Alt Right wi...

I was learning about the gastrointestinal system...

It was a lot to digest.

I've been learning lockpicking for a year now.

And Honestly it has opened a lot of doors for me.

Who the heck cares about learning the Roman Numeral system?

I for one...

My parents asked my why i was suddenly learning a foreign language?

I told them, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition "

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Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile...

In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and into their time as young adults.

One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The t...

Why don't impatient people like learning about longitude and latitude?

Because they hate long lines!

My son was getting super stressed learning about decimals.

I guess you could say it was getting pretty tenths.

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How to catch a fish

Another joke that i heard in Hindi many years ago. Trying to translate in English.

On a sunny day, a man was sitting by a river with his fishing hook in the water hoping to catch a fish. He was unsuccessful, so he goes the next day and the day after and continuously for several days with no ...

Trump was rushed to the hospital after learning that 3 Brazilians died from the Coronavirus

Lying in the hospital bed his face still white with shock, he finally got the courage to ask shakily and in a quiet voice, “How many people is a brazillion?"

Parents should be cautious about having there kids do virtual learning...

The internet has a lot of PDF files.

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Murder at 1600

A man calls home to tell his wife that he’ll be late because he will be in a meeting until late.

Ring ring..

Maid: Hello

Man: Hello this is John, can you please ask your Madam to talk to me right now?

Maid: uh Sir, unfortunately she can’t right now. Can i ask her to call...

If you re bored during lock down try finally learning the difference between your and you're.

Their, I finally said it.

The Brazilian president and his spouse are staying at a hotel in the USA, in the room 222

Close to 17:00 he calls the room service from the landline and says the following.

tu ti, tu tututu

The attendant has a hard time understating that request and considering that it is the president, not just some normal customer, comes to the conclusion that he must have overheard an en...

There once was a pirate named Bates

Who was learning to rhumba on skates
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.

The hardest part about learning the alphabet is the first four letters;

The rest is just E-Z.

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A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon.

I was going to say no but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.

I thought “Fuck me, I might actually win this!”

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