Studies show that after being released from prison, women have a tendency to immediately begin menstruation.

This is because a period comes at the end of a sentence.

My girlfriend says I have a tendency to be overly taboo.

Well I say girlfriend...

She's actually my sister.

The problem with political jokes...

... is their tendency to get elected

How are old people in Socialist republics similar?

They have a tendency to collapse

When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic.

As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"

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My psychiatrist says I’m making big improvements dealing with my tendency to read hostility into situations

That fucking sarcastic asshole.

I a tendency

to skip words.

I have a tendency to drop everything I'm holding

It's really getting out of hand

I have a tendency to run around naked...

So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking.

A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much.

He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer.

Ever since I got my left leg amputated, every girl has been avoiding me.

I got into a car accident a few years back and had my left leg amputated. Getting used to balancing myself on 1 leg and crutches took a lot of time. I felt that without my precious left leg, i would never be the same.

My confidence dropped severely, and the passion i had for all the things i ...

I almost never do 9/11 jokes...

Because when I do they have a tendency to crash and burn.

The other day, I decided to tie one on at the local bar.

No sooner than I sit down, when a big guy walks up to the bar, slapping it with his big, meaty paw, yells, "Hey Jackass! Get me another round of beers!"

Aghast, I watched the poor bartender slouch over to the tap, and pulled three perfect pints, which he deftly delivered without spilling a dr...

The adopted bunny

An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as one of their own. This adoption led to some peculiar behaviors on the part of the rabbit. It had a tendency to scurry up trees like its step-siblings instead of hopping along the ground. And it ate a...

My dad recently passed away and loved dirty jokes. I need some new ones to cheer me and my family up.

Last week, my dad unexpectedly passed away at the age of 56. One of the many things my family loved about him was his tendency to tell dirty jokes at the most inappropriate times. Does anybody have any good ones? Hearing some new dirty jokes would really help cheer me and my family up.

Drunken Uncle joke: Why don't blondes use vibrators?

It has a tendency to chip their theeth.

When I was 5 years old my mom got me a puppy.

He was white with these little brown splotches all over him that reminded me of the coffee stains on the kitchen table, and so the obvious name for the dog, in my young and simple mind, was Stains.
My mother quickly grew to despise this name, as the dog had a tendency to bolt out of the door and ...

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What do Nazi Germany and vaginas have in common?

Their tendency to subjugate poles.

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