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Realisation Jokes

A man saw a gorgeous flight attendant sitting alone reading the paper in an international airport.

He couldn’t quite pin down the exact airline, but he wanted to show off as a man of the world. He tried by saying Air France’s old motto. ‘Making the sky the best place on earth!’ The stewardess gave him the side eye but otherwise ignored him. Undeterred, he tried Singapore Airlines’. ‘A great way t...

I just came to the realisation

I have a fetish for figuring things out

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I've slowly come to the realisation that I'm gay, but it's all been so confusing...

... I just can't think straight!

In a few weeks we will all come to the realisation that we have lost the battle...

...and twenty twenty won.

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I’m a nurse at a local hospital, and I’ve had the sickening realisation I’ve wrapped more bodies than presents this year...

but hey, a fuck is a fuck, right?

I used to get really aroused by epiphanies but

I've come to the realisation it's a weird kink to have

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