I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......

......... The Times are really Rough!!!

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I’m a nurse at a local hospital, and I’ve had the sickening realisation I’ve wrapped more bodies than presents this year...

but hey, a fuck is a fuck, right?

In a few weeks we will all come to the realisation that we have lost the battle...

...and twenty twenty won.

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I've slowly come to the realisation that I'm gay, but it's all been so confusing...

... I just can't think straight!

I just came to the realisation

I have a fetish for figuring things out

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A bad joke

A guy finds a genie and says his wish is to fuck a goddess in a golden garden. He gets it, has some awkward sex in a lush garden with golden plants and teleports back to the genie. He then realised his mistake and asks the samething as a second wish. This time, before the goddess appears, he starts ...

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I was masturbating and had an epiphany right before I climaxed...

I guess you could say that I came to a realisation!

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