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What do you call a Welshman who transports sheep?

A sex trafficker.

What do you call a steam engine that transports low purity meth?

Thomas the Crank Engine

Some music transports you to different places

Today I went to a cafe where they were playing Shawn Mendes and I left and went to a different one.

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