Dolly Jokes - 39 Hilarious Dolly Jokes

Dolly Parton no longer speaks to her bra designer.

Not since the two fell out.

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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.

They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."

T...

What did Dolly the Sheep’s friend say to her right after her clone was born?

“Look, it’s a little ewe.”

My friend Joe recently started the Dolly Parton diet

It’s really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Jo lean, Joe leeeaaaannn

Why did Dolly Parton refuse to have tea with Kate Middleton?

Because high tea is always 4pm and she works 9 to 5.

Lame. But this was in the news the other week. Dolly actually did refuse to have tea with Kate.....there's a joke here, somewhere. Do you have it?

Why are Dolly Parton’s feet so small?

They don’t get any sun.

Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren.

Dolly said, "Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous check inside. I never hear from them... never receive a thank you message."

Ruby replies, "I too send my grandchildren a very generous check. I hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each ...

What do you have when Dolly Parton is doing the backstroke?

Islands in the stream.

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There were a couple of strange items at the estate sale of a eccentric collector. One was a couple of Dolly Parton's used bras, the other King Edwards used Enema...

The appraiser was surprised that they sold at all, especially the used enema, as it still had fecal matter on it. What surprised him most is that the enema actually sold for more money than the bras. The auctioneer wasn't surprised at all because he plays poker and knows that a royal flush always ...

Went into a shop to purchase Dolly Parton's Greatest Hits

And I was given a magazine in a plain brown paper bag.

Dolly Parton just announced she's buying Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly, and Harris Teeter.

She's combining them to open a superstore called Big Wiggly Teeters.

The Dolly Parton Diet

A guy walks into a bar and orders a light beer. "How's your New Year's diet coming along?" the bartender asks. "It's going okay, but I'm not losing as much as my buddy Joe. He went on that new Dolly Parton diet," the guy says. "It's made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean."

What does Dolly Parton put in her swimming pool?

Chlorine chlorine chlorine chlorineeeee

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Why did Dolly Parton get pulled over by the police on her way to work?

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She was going 9-to-5 (mph)!

Why did Dolly Parton help fund the COVID-19 vaccine?

So that we'd all get back to working 9 to 5.

Dolly Parton has invested $1m in the Moderna covid vaccine

It's working 9 to 5 perecent of the time, what a way to keep us living

Did you know Dolly Parton wrote Joleen & I will always love you in the same day?

Seems like with her great things come in pairs

TIL Dolly Parton has small feet...

I guess nothing grows in the shade.

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Dolly Parton and Princess Diana are at the pearly gates of Heaven...

St Peter, standing guard, asks them to share their contributions with him. Dolly Parton lifts her shirt and shows him her . Then Princess Diana takes a cup, pees in it, and hands it to St Peter. St Peter asks them to hold on for a moment and then walks away. When he returns, he lets Princess Di...

Dolly Parton just got a dose of her own medicine.

Literally.

Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business...

She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".

An old joke from Isaac Asimov(fairly long).

As is well known, in this thirtieth century of ours, space travel is fearfully dull and time-consuming. In search of diversion, many crew Members defy the quarantine restrictions and pick up pets from the various habitable worlds they explore.

Jim Sloane had a rockette, which he called Teddy....

After my wife had her baby, we took a trip to Dollywood.

We actually saw Dolly herself in concert! My wife was sad when it was over, but it was just a touch of post-Parton depression.

What do you call a toy alpaca that has obtained enlightenment?

The Dolly Llama

Dolly Parton is such a beloved figure in America, the DSM-5 has already classified a disease that American's might feel when she dies.

Post-Parton Depression

I had a nightmare last nigh

I dreamed I was Dolly Parton's baby and she was bottle feeding me.

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During class

A teacher asks her young students what their favourite toys are.

"Mine's a choo-choo train!" shouts one student.

"Very good, but let's please use big people words." says the teacher.

"Mine's a dolly!" shouts a little girl.

"You mean a doll. Grown up words, please."
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What type of windows were on the bus that Connor McGreggor threw the dolly at?

Short tempered glass

Top 10 worst jokes!

The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!

1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2.A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

3.Two peanuts walk into a ba...

The Dalai Lama is working with Peruvian engineers to move llamas more efficiently…

It’s the Dalai Lamas’ llama dolly.

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My mate went to Holland and bought me back a life size blow up dolly that gives blow jobs. I thought that's nice.

Two Lips from Amsterdam.

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Two morticians alternated in sharing the responsibility of covering the night shift.

One early morning about 3:00 am, a body was brought into the
mortuary, and the mortician began work. When he had unclothed the corpse,
he noticed a cork in the . Removing it, the strains of "Hello, Dolly,
well, hello, Dolly...!" were plainly heard being sung. He put the cork
back, an...

Two cows standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," replies Dolly. "It's true, no bull!"

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Just bought my new car stereo, which is voice activated.

If I shout "country" it plays Dolly Parton, if I shout "rock" it plays Guns and Roses. I was driving through town the other day when some children ran out in front of me, I shouted " KIDS!" and it started playing Michael Jackson.

Marriage counselor

My mate Dave and his flat chested wife went to see a marriage counselor yesterday.

The counsellor asked them, "What seems to be the problem?" he said, "Well, Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic."

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Looking for similar jokes to 'Does a bear in the woods?'

Hey /r/jokes,

Looking for some sarcastic one liners. All I got so far is:

* Does a bear in the woods?
* Is the pope catholic?
* Is grass green?
* Is the sky blue?
* Is the tin-mans made of sheet metal?
* Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

What do Tibetans use to move their alpacas around?

Dolly Llamas

A priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Jewish Rabbi were at the bar debating over which of their religions was best

The priest suggested a competition. He said that the best way to figure out whose religion was best was to see who could convert an atheist to his own religion.

“No that’s too easy,” said the Rabbi.

Suddenly, a bear walked by and the Baptist preacher said, “the true religious man wou...

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