Teleportation Jokes

I would never get late to the airport and lose my flight again...

...but it's a secret.

First tests in their embassies are promising, but apparently there are still issues with the part that is supposed to make one reappear.

Knowing that this will be an incredibly hard task, the scientist devotes every day to the task, until they have created the teleporter.

First, the scientist discovers that titanium and sulfur, when combined create a metal that would make a great base and projector for the teleporter, so they ... read more

A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician are sitting on a porch having a beer and looking at the empty house across the street.

They see two people walk in through the front door, and an hour later three people walk out.

“How interesting!” said the biologist. “They must have... read more