Navigation Jokes

If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him “Are we going the right way to Alderaan?”

He’d reply saying “Off course, we are”.

20 minutes later, it brought me in front of my mother-in-law’s house.

They say it's so good you'll be able to read maps backwards.

But I soon realized it was just spam.

I am returning my one, The Streets have no name.

And I still haven't found what I am looking for.

It takes me places, though.

FLEECE NAVI-DAD

“IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT."

The issue was when people wanted to go to france and they were in germany, the app sent them through belgium

This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation.















*I'll fetch my coat of arms*

I think it's because, she hates being told what to do

A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying
around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the
aircraft's navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the
helicopter's position and course to get back to ... read more

Man: Officer, my wife is missing. She went out yesterday and she hasn’t come home.

Officer: Okay, what’s her height?

Man: Not sure…. Maybe around 5’6?

Officer: Okay, weight?

Man: I dunno… not slim not big.

Officer: Okay… colour of her eyes?

Man: Sort of blue... read more

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

Sheriff: Height?

Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sheriff: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sheriff: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort ... read more

Their navigation app should be called "Google Way"

Now I can't see where I'm driving.

Now it just tells me to find my own way.

It was then that I realized the error of my Waze.

The further north you go the more southern it gets.

It only gives directions to Poland.

It was an early form of saddle-light navigation.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefu... read more

It was thought to be the first generation of 'Saddle-Light-Navigation'.

It's the first example of Saddle Light Navigation...

The people will vote on the entire referendum poised to fund the project.

It's called the Bond...the Thames Bond....

I don't know, but I was in navigation

“What is it? cries the captain.

“It’s the navigation, sir” replies the commander. “I can’t get our bearings! There don’t seem to be any continents in this region!”

And that’s why this sub went down. A lack of a regional continent.

when suddenly, his navigation equipment stops functioning. Because he has a general idea of where to go, he decides to keep flying.

Several hours pass, and the pilot is getting worried. He's running low on fuel, and doesn't have any idea where he is. He decides that he will land at the next r... read more

"my navigation and targeting drone keeps making bad puns about the old west.. I guess I shouldn't have gone with an RD-R2"

A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a dust cloud approached at high speed, out of which emerged a shiny silver BMW. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes, Cartier sunglasses and a tightly knotted power tie, poked his head out the window and asked t... read more

Santa hired two new reindeer as crew, Lee and Franklin.

As part of their new hire training both Lee and Franklin go through a lot of physical training, navigational training, as well as a list of things that is to be packed on the sleigh.

Franklin is going through the list of banned it... read more