My mate Jack has just got himself a job as a gynecologist.

We now call him Flapjack.

Have you guys seen the movie about Flapjacks?

Don't. It was critically panned.

I tried making pancakes...

But I ended up with flapjacks instead. I guess I used too much synonym

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So three guys sit down at a bar...

an Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American.
The Englishman turns to his two bar mates and says "I say, Last night I Rogered my old lady three times. This morning she cooked me up a plate of hot flapjacks and said I was the best man she had ever slept with. Ripping time."

The Frenchman rai...

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A salesman gets lost in the country one night and sees he’s low on gas. He sees a light on in a farmhouse and decides to stop and ask for directions. The farmer who answers the door listens to his request for directions but instead says to the salesman, “Why don’t you just stop for the night and sta...

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