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Pita Jokes

I poisoned my wifes pita dip

The police charged me with hummus-cide

If someone asks you to make them lunch and you put kidneys and liver in a pita...

Did you just make them an organ donair?

I tried to make a breathing mask out of pita bread.

But it just made me falafel.

I really like pita bread, in fact...

It's second to Naan.

[OC] How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Europeans use too many gyros for the slaughter of animals. Let's alert PITA.

That was a terrible pun. I falafel.

A friend of mine had an idea for a subscription box that came with everything you needed to make something akin to Pita bread but softer and made with yogurt...

I had to tell him it was a naan-starter...

TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because

not all gyros wear crepes

Marvel is working on a Spiderman reboot for Greek audiences

Featuring the adventures of Pita Parker

TIL that MR T used to wrap victims in flat bread to torture them

He liked to pita the fools

What would you call Spider-man if he was a Greek who was into free running, had a debilitating disease and was backing up two cars?

Pita Parkour Parker with Parkinson’s parallel parking a Pontiac pulling a pick up truck.

What would you call Spider-man if he was a Greek who was into free running, had a debilitating disease and was backing up two cars, while making rice?

Uncle Ben

Where do horses go when they get shot?

To the horse-pita- \*gunshot\*

Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread?

It’s a pita parka.

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A boy dreams of one day working at his favorite sandwich shop.

And so, he asks the owner if he could see how the sandwiches are made. Delighted, the owner shows him how he grinds his own peanut butter, prepares his own pickles and even whips up his own mayonnaise. The boy is so excited that he blurts out his deepest wish--to see how the owner makes his signatu...

A man walks into a bakery right before closing time

And asks, "do you have any pita?"

The baker responds, "no, there's naan left."

What did Mr.T say to the bread?

I "pita" the fool!

I took my Indian friend to a Persian restaurant

He said the pita was second to naan.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Illness

A man returned from a business trip to Dubai feeling nauseous and looking ghastly. He rushed to the ER and was immediately put through some medical tests.


After a few days of experiencing excruciating pain throughout his body, the doctor walks into the room holding his medical report.
...

A man returns from an exotic holiday and is feeling very ill.

He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo some tests.


The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor. We have the results back from your tests and we have found you have an extr...

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

In the City of Loafington, there lived a superhero named Wonderbread.

Wonderbread was, predictably, a superhero with bread-themed powers. He could beat up a gang with a baguette, trap someone in a giant pita, or cushion someone's fall with swiftly-rising dough. He was beloved by all in the city, for his escapades had the lovely side-effect of feeding the entire city f...

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