I poisoned my wifes pita dip

The police charged me with hummus-cide

If someone asks you to make them lunch and you put kidneys and liver in a pita...

Did you just make them an organ donair?

A friend of mine had an idea for a subscription box that came with everything you needed to make something akin to Pita bread but softer and made with yogurt...

I had to tell him it was a naan-starter...

TIL that MR T used to wrap victims in flat bread to torture them

He liked to pita the fools

Where do horses go when they get shot?

To the horse-pita- \*gunshot\*

TIL you can make a gyro by folding a crepe in half instead of pita bread. But you don't have to do it this way. Because

not all gyros wear crepes

I really like pita bread, in fact...

It's second to Naan.

Europeans use too many gyros for the slaughter of animals. Let's alert PITA.

That was a terrible pun. I falafel.

[OC] How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread?

It’s a pita parka.

What should you never eat when hangry?

PITA bread.

What did Mr.T say to the bread?

I "pita" the fool!

In the City of Loafington, there lived a superhero named Wonderbread.

Wonderbread was, predictably, a superhero with bread-themed powers. He could beat up a gang with a baguette, trap someone in a giant pita, or cushion someone's fall with swiftly-rising dough. He was beloved by all in the city, for his escapades had the lovely side-effect of feeding the entire city f...

A man returns from an exotic holiday and is feeling very ill.

He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo some tests.


The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor. We have the results back from your tests and we have found you have an extr...

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The Illness

A man returned from a business trip to Dubai feeling nauseous and looking ghastly. He rushed to the ER and was immediately put through some medical tests.


After a few days of experiencing excruciating pain throughout his body, the doctor walks into the room holding his medical report.
...

A man walks into a bakery right before closing time

And asks, "do you have any pita?"

The baker responds, "no, there's naan left."

I took my Indian friend to a Persian restaurant

He said the pita was second to naan.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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