Topics Jokes - 4 Hilarious Topics Jokes

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion...

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I'm regularly asked to be a photomodel for sports magazines, man's health, dietary topics etc.

I'm the guy in the "before" pictures.

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My boss always insists on constructive additions to topics.

Apparently, constructing a massive concrete sarcophagus around the problem, then leaving it alone for 30 years, does not qualify.

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What do you call an argument that suddenly changes topics?

A debate and switch.

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