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Debates Jokes

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Everyone debates butts vs. boobs, but nothing beats a pretty face.

Except for Chris Brown

What do you call smart speakers that settle debates and create disagreements at the same time?

Decisive divisive devices!

Mufti debates Pope

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all Muslims had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Muslim community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Muslim community. If the Muslims won, they could stay in Italy; an...

SNL does great parodies of presidential debates.

For some reason this one is airing on a Tuesday though

A German, an Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishmen are debating philosophy.

The question arises over the course of their debates: What separates man from the animals?

"Technology," says the German. "Other creatures have tools, yet none can match the hights of engineering we have accomplished. It is our industry that separates us from the beasts."

"I disagree,...

Do you know who likes debates?

Da fishes

All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates

"I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."

A pessimist and an optimist are watching one of the 2016 debates...

The pessimist says "It can't get any worse" and the optimist says "Oh yes it can!"

Why do whole numbers struggle in debates with decimal places?

They have no point to make

Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates?

He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.

The US president debates the U.K. prime minister and no one knows who will win.

Trump may trump May, May may trump Trump

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