Discusses Jokes - 5 Hilarious Discusses Jokes

A pirate at the local bar discusses his past.

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into...

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A daughter discusses her missed periods with her mother. . .

A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want...

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A husband discusses sexual protocol with his new wife

"Honey" he says, when I want sex, I'll snuggle up to you and kiss your neck. If you're in the mood, turn around, grab my penis and pull on it twice. If you're not in the mood, turn around and pull on it a hundred times.

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A mother discusses her son with her husband

"Honey, I think our son got some bad influence at his school... the other day, he was angry to me and called me a 'bitch'!"
The father was angered: "That son of a bitch..."

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In a later occasion, the mother told the son that his father has grounded him for being a naughty boy: he...

Husband eats dog food

A married lady goes to her doctor for her annual checkup and everything is good. In her conversation at the end of all the tests and examination with the doctor she expressed a concern about her husband.

"As you know I raise champion golden retrievers and one evening I was making thier foo...

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