Three wise kings debated gifts for an upcoming baby shower.
"I've got it!" the first proclaimed. "Myrrh! I'll get some from our stores! The mother could make all manner of perfumes and medicine!"
"Fantastic idea!" the second agreed, and he gasped, "Frankincense! I have a bit left over from a recent voyage! I'll bring some along!"
They turned ...
I debated a flat earthier once
He got so mad that he stormed off saying that he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He’ll come around eventually
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A couple lived near
the ocean and walked the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing, she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.
Everyone is debated capital punishment nowadays talking about lethal injection and humane treatment. Me, I think we should just shoot them in the head...
Seems like a no-brainer to me
The oxford english dictonary once debated whether or not to remove the letter 'u' from the alphabet. Why didn't they?
Because of Rick Astley
I debated whether or not to post a joke about the recent "what word is being said?" meme
But I've never been one to rest on my yanny's.