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Touchy Jokes

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Masturbation is a touchy subject...

...whereas oral sex is a matter of taste.

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We really shouldn't joke about sexual assault here.

It's a touchy subject.

Thought

I think breast implants are a touchy subject

I asked my father what it was like learning Braille, but he didn't want to tell me.

I didn't realize it was such a touchy subject.

I don't like talking about my childhood as a church choir boy

it is a touchy subject

Why are blind people too hard to joke around with?

They’re too touchy.

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I walked out of my Sex Ed class when they started discussing masturbation

I found it to be a very touchy subject.

Guys I was gonna make a Braille joke but,

It’s a pretty touchy subject.

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Want to hear a joke about sex offenders?

Never mind, it’s too touchy.

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I really hate it when people bring up masturbation in a conversation.

It’s a very touchy subject for me.

I don't like to talk about the time my priest took me to a room where nobody was there

It's a touchy subject

I have a fear of intimacy.

It’s kind of a touchy subject.

Stop making child molestation jokes

It's a really touchy subject

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Joke rules for my house:

First of all, most all jokes are acceptable in this house.. except abortion jokes. Because jokes are all about the delivery...
Absolutely no PMS jokes. Period. No sexual assault jokes.. thats a touchy subject. Dead baby jokes on the other hand.. never get old!

I don't know about ya'll...

But I think that incest is best kept in the family.

If you're offended by this joke, I understand. It's a touchy subject.

It also gives a new meaning to "family fun time."

I'm sure that wasn't what dad meant when he said "come here, son."

My sister told me I'm better i...

My wife got mad after telling this story.

You can make yours mad too. And this is the story:


I got on this bus on my way home from work. I noticed this young boy and girl on the far end. First it was the usual kissing. Then the girl got touchy, what baffles me is it seems to be normal to others. Then the unthinkable happened, the...

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r/Showerthoughts deleted this as being a political topic

"Sexual harassment is a touchy subject."

Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation...

Is a very touchy subject.





I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?

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Today at work we had a talk about sexual harassment

Personally I thought it was a bit of a touchy subject.

I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups.

Apparently, it's a very touchy subject.

The daycare turned down my job application.

Probably because I described myself as "a touchy-feely kind of guy"

I'm not sure if Steve Jobs got into heaven...

God's a bit touchy about apples...

I wanted to be friends with...

Hoping to become friends, I started talking to a sea anemone. After a couple minutes of talking, I asked him about his family, and he became hostile.

It was a touchy topic.

*Edit: spelling (anemone).
Thanks, u/OmnipotentDog! (How did you know?)

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The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court...

They're all touchy subjects.

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A Farmer and married lady were sitting at a bar

While chatting, the Farmer explained to the married lady how being a Farmer has been quite the struggle.

"Just this month 10 of my 12 hens haven't laid a single egg!" The lady then replies "You think that's tough? Try being married to a man and not being able to bear him any children..." The...

NASA Mars Mission

NASA was interviewing professionals they were planning on sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one way trip, the guy would never return to Earth.

The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.
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Just some masturbation jokes.

Masturbation,

Is a touchy subject.

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A dad is talking to his son,

He tells his son, "Now listen boy, if you masturbate too much, you'll eventually go blind!"

The son replies, "Dad.. I'm over here."

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A man wa...

My Place?

This beautiful woman was sitting at the end of the bar one night. This guy sitting at the other end sees her, he has had a few drinks and decides to go over and talk to her. After a few more drinks together they start getting touchy feely with each other. After making out, the guy looks deep into he...

Two friends are talking in a bar...

Their names are Fred and Michael. They've known each other for a while, 15 years roughly. So they feel pretty comfortable with each other talking about more...sensitive topics. On this occasion, Fred decided to ask Michael about his son as it was something that had been nagging him for a while but h...

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