Time Of Year Jokes - 29 Hilarious Time Of Year Jokes

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Insomniacs love this time of year...

Only five more sleeps until Christmas!

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This time of year reminds me of that time I spent Christmas on the road ...

I stopped into a little diner for breakfast, and ordered the Christmas Eggs Benedict. The waitress came and delivered it on a shiny metal plate. I said, "This is fancy." She replied, "Well hon', you know there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

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I love this time of year, the lead up to Christmas

When your partner walks into the room you can slam your laptop shut and you don't get any disgusted looks.

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What is a squirrels least favorite time of year?

No Nut November….

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Well, it's getting to that time of year when my wife gets drunk and gives her annual blow job.

I hope it's me this year!

That time of year...

Let's have your best Halloween jokes. I'll start.

Why did the Ghost go to the bar?

To get sheet faced.

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It must be a terrible time of year for dyslexics...

Satan's little helpers are everywhere!

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It's surprisingly cold in Argentina this time of year

In fact, it's bordering on Chile

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You know how this time of year birds fly south in those V shapes, but one side of V is longer than the other? Know why that is?

More birds

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At this time of year, let's remember the dyslexic devil worshipper

who sold his soul to Santa.

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Everyones skin goes bad this time of year...

Eczemas Day.

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At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.

And that's why I'm no longer a fireman.

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Some people are into canning this time of year

But I find it to be a rather jarring experience.

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What's the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

You'll get autumn'y ache.

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Vegans are quite tolerable this time of year.

They tend not to Ramadan your throat as much.

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I hate shopping for celery this time of year.

Seems like they’re always out of stalk.

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At what time of year does F=-kx not hold?

Spring Break.

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It's that time of year

I'm just going to say it now so I can say I said it first

I'll see you guys next year

Now shut the fuck up with that joke

Anyone else tired of how long it takes the USPS to mail a package or letter this time of year?

It’s part of DeJoy of Christmas.

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Well, it's that time of year again

when people come up to me with their scary face and frightening clothes with their hand held out wanting money and shit.
I hate my job at the welfare office.

It’s the cold and flu time of year

Or as I like to call it, Vitamin C-son.

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Alright, guys. It's that time of year again: I'm planning on taking my girlfriend out for Valentines Day

Can anyone recommend me a good girlfriend?

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I always feel bad for Jim this time of year,

People keep making resolutions to hit him consistently

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So Boxing Day, its a magical time of year,

when companies send you amazing emails with pictures of all the stuff you just brought from them, at half price.

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I'm disappointed by these wrapping ministries that pop up around this time of year.

Not a single one of them involves a dope beat and a mic to blaze.

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It’s almost that time of year when the fat beardy person comes round to give all the kids their Christmas presents....

Man I hate it when the mother-in-law is in town.

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The time of year has finally arrived when the degrees outside are like shots of whiskey. . .

. . .I need about thirty more to be comfortable.

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It's almost that time of year where we get to stuff our faces with chocolate.

Or as they call it in America, Sunday.

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