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My uncle was moving from his farm to an appartment....

He had to get rid of all the animals, but he said he could not part with his 2 goats. So i asked him: 'But where are you going to keep them? There is no garden at all!'.
'Well, we have a balcony, they can be there in the summertime', he said.
'Ok, but in the wintertime, what then?' I asked...<...

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

What do fat girls do in the summertime?

Stink.

The smell of burning flesh, the screams of children

Summertime bbqs are the best

School shooting rates in America have dropped by crazy amounts over the past 2 months

The Summertime truly does bring miracles

In a city, not so long ago, there was a collective of friars.

These friars decided to come to this city to spread their religion by buying a church. This church was old (the only church the city had for sale, really), but the friars didn't care. They put on some of that good ol' elbow grease and got it looking good again. Once their church was as ready as can ...

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A Boy on the farm

One day in the summertime, a young boy awoke and was very hungry. He groggily stumbled into his parents' room to find his mother stirring but still in bed.

"Mommy I'm hungry"

"Well honey go out to the coop and get some eggs and I'll cook breakfast."

So the boy went out across th...

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Musician Joke

Q. How many female jazz vocalists does it take to perform "Summertime"?

A. Fucking all of them, apparently . . .

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