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Summertime Jokes

Where do cantaloupes go in summertime?

John Cougar Mellencamp

What do fat girls do in the summertime?

Stink.

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

School shooting rates in America have dropped by crazy amounts over the past 2 months

The Summertime truly does bring miracles

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Musician Joke

Q. How many female jazz vocalists does it take to perform "Summertime"?

A. Fucking all of them, apparently . . .

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A Boy on the farm

One day in the summertime, a young boy awoke and was very hungry. He groggily stumbled into his parents' room to find his mother stirring but still in bed.

"Mommy I'm hungry"

"Well honey go out to the coop and get some eggs and I'll cook breakfast."

So the boy went out across th...

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